

vampire haikuhow much would it suck if you suddenly found out vampires are realvampire haiku
blood drips down your neck the warm trickle of red blood food for the undead
revealing sharp teeth physical attractiveness vampire lusting
in love with evil i know it is wrong so why am i drawn to her
a vampire girl has cast her spell over me i will be her slave
my blood is for her i give myself completely a lover and prey
Batgirl Black| Dear The Force, This year I've stayed away from "The Dark Side" and want you, the maker of impossible things possible, to do me a solid. You guided a whiny child like Luke to make an impossible shot and destroy the Death Star, you helped Obi-wan escape certain death 3 times by defeating Grievous, Darth freakin Maul, and your only son Anikin Skywalker. You allow size to not matter in the little green ass kicker Master Yoda. Hell, after all that you still had enough in you to make Natalie Portman a bad actress in your movies, a truly remarkable feat. Your power knows no bounds. So can you, The Force, bless me with your powers so I can make Salma Hayek mine. Please, The Force, please. Pretty please with whipped cream on top....no seriously...I want Salma Hayek with whipped cream "on top" if you know what I mean. And when you gave and old crusty bastard like Palpatine the power to destroy his master did he stop there.....No. So why should I. I'll take Shay Laren, the power to crush slow cars on the road, to be as good as Adam Hughes, Tom Wellings boyish charm, another Breakin' sequel, the death of Kirsten Dunst, and a diet Coke....oh what the hell I'll be a bad boy and get a regular Coke. I'll start my diet next week. I thank you in advance, The Force, for I know you won't let me down. Cause if you do, I'll find you and hunt you down like I did Santa last year. Thanks Sincerly, Future Jedi Prez |
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